Anonymous asked: you should reblog more good rnb/ slow jamz cos i dont wanna make a tumblr and look for that myself :DD- denise
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
these are all funny and then comes the last one which stabs your fucking heart approximately 753 times
that last one wrecked me.
All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
- it isn’t
this emoji explains how I feel about everything