Anonymous asked: you should reblog more good rnb/ slow jamz cos i dont wanna make a tumblr and look for that myself :DD- denise

Ugh hoe

  04/15/14 at 02:11am

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spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

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lumberbitch:

humorous-blog:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

these are all funny and then comes the last one which stabs your fucking heart approximately 753 times

that last one wrecked me.

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  03/12/14 at 12:56am

Touch her heart before her body.

6-Word Story #71   (via gofuckingnuts)

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People always say that when you love someone, nothing in the world matters. But that’s not true, is it? You know, and I know, that when you love someone, everything in the world matters a little bit more.

Jodi Picoult (via psych-facts)

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  03/12/14 at 12:54am

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other

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aeroknight:

someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked

Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
H2O

some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.

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  03/12/14 at 12:52am

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

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  03/12/14 at 12:49am

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You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.

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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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  03/12/14 at 12:45am

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

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  03/12/14 at 12:45am

fallers:

this emoji explains how I feel about everything

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  03/12/14 at 12:43am
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What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet.

  03/12/14 at 12:41am